Breaking the "Waldo Code"

Date: May 9, 2006
Time: Unknown
Entry: Final Revelation

...I have done it. I fear for my life...I fear that the secret I now carry will cost me everything...even my Emmit Smith Pro Set Rookie card I've got stashed away in the attic as my retirement fund.

But I can't let this secret die with me. I must reveal it to the world so that all my careless meandering will not be in vain.

--I must reveal...the Waldo Code.

I have long questioned why there are more illegals working at construction sites than in fast-food restaurants. After all, if you don't know english and have little education, common sense says you'd be more likely to learn rudimentary culinary preparation than to try to build and wire a house.

The answer is so simple it has evaded the American public for years.

If you will notice that for every construction site there are many materials of a vast variation. Panel boxes, tools, conduit, forklifts, generators, copper wiring, breakers...you name it, it's there. And what is one thing almost all construction materials have in common? A warning label.

'Warning! This box conducts electricity and should be handled by experienced personnel only.' 'Warning! Fragile contents inside. Use caution.'

All this seems elementary because we only look at the surface. But what lies beneath? ...Literally, what's right below it? A "warning" label...in espanol! Many people simply assume it is the Spanish version of the American label, but the shocking truth is that these labels have little in common with each other.

While making a delivery to a job site not long ago, I chanced upon such a label. Since my contact hadn't arrived yet, I busied myself by applying my 5 years of Spanish in an attempt to decipher the message on the label. I covered up the English version with the palm of my right hand and read the Spanish version out loud.

Mind you, I was armed only with the education of a public school system, which is to say I knew very little. But had the English label matched the Spanish one, it would have said something to the effect of, "Green cards can be purchased via bribe from certain members in Congress. Most will only take legal American tender (no pesos) or cocaine, and you can only find them with the right contacts. John runs to the waiter in a hurry. She says "very good!" and cries because her dog is at the library..."
(The translation of the final line in particular is not verified. I believe this to be another level to the code.)

The fact is, the so-called Spanish "warning" labels are actually information pieces on how to smuggle other illegals into the country, where the weaknesses in the INS are, what cycles the border patrol works on, how and where to get drivers' licenses, and the delicate procedure of enrolling your kid in school when you don't pay taxes.

It has been known for a long time that such a massive illegal immigration movement could only be coordinated with strategic and detailed communication, but we have never known how it got out.

I believe the answer is in what they call "The Waldo Code" or "Warning!" labels. Further analysis and investigation revealed that some labels are legitimate warnings, but these are mostly for items you could buy in a Wal-Mart as a normal consumer. The only way to obtain the coded pieces is to work commercial construction--which is what many of the illegals do.

Once they have obtained all the information they need, they communicate it to others in their sector via smoke signals and Morse code.

Why do they call it the "Waldo Code"? Like many of you, I too read the "Where's Waldo?" books. I thought they were merely fun romps into creative (and hilarious) illustrations designed to provide long-lasting entertainment.

But that was the problem. Once you found Waldo, the fun was over. You can't "find him" again unless you have Alzheimer’s. The book was essentially worthless and devoid of any entertainment value after ten minutes.

...And that is because it was never meant to entertain. Waldo was the first illegal immigrant. Like 'The One' in The Matrix, it was Waldo who freed the first of them. He showed them how to survive and thrive in America without enduring the hassles of due process. In every page of the Waldo books, he was showing them how to hide and blend in with America. He was showing our nuances and how we handled social situations. He revealed our dress code and favorite touring sites. Through those illustrations, he taught them the art of distraction--to divert our attention to the Ferris wheel with the mimes and billy goats while they hid in the upper right-hand corner behind the roller-skating football player.

Disguised in a wool hat and horn-rimmed glasses, Waldo was like another Moses leading his people to the promised land. The books boosted morale and showed Waldo duping us Americans time and time again...page after page after page.

It was Waldo who started the trend of making a Spanish counterpart for every public sign in this country. Once the infrastructure was in place, he fazed out legitimate translations and began twisting them to serve his own twisted agenda.

What does all this mean? ...The implications could change the course of human history forever.

This is all irrefutable evidence that Jesus was actually Hispanic, Jose and Maria illegally immigrated to Bethlehem just so he would be a 'legal citizen'. There was no Messiah from Israel and therefore there is no God.

...I can only hope this message is found by someone with the understanding and wisdom to finish what I could not...
...Before it's too late...